Burbank: Where All the Action Is

This probably won't be very impactful on any of your lives, but I feel the need to report it anyway. While I was just outside in the alley behind my work smoking a cigarette, I came dangerously close to being run over by a white cow with the number 5 on it. I'm pretty sure that this is what actually happened. There were some cowboys in a great big pickup truck on its tail. They almost ran me over too.