Rapture Index: 152

Via MyDD I see that the Rapture Index is now at 152, "...which places it firmly in the highest category possible, according to Rapture Ready, the site that monitors it."

Well, hurry the fuck up, God! I can't wait to be left fucking behind. Earth will be a far more pleasant place after all these Christian nutjob freaks are raptured up to Heaven. Jesus Christ! Let's get on with it, for fuck! And while you're busy rapturing up those sick, twisted evangelical Christians, do the rest of us a favor and go ahead and suck up every fundamentalist from every religion. Really, they've been fucking shit up for long enough.