Special Note to My Three Readers

There are probably better ways to relieve stress than walking around with a meteorite, some chewing gum, and thin wire filament shoved up your rectum.

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...especially if you're trying to get through security at LAX.

...especially if you're a Middle Easterner -- an Iraqi named Fadhel Al-Maliki.

[ I'm not certain it's a meteorite. Al-Maliki claimed that the rock was from outer space. ]